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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14856
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1993bg : 15 almost 16,blonde,cheerleader, blah blah i'm not dumb

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Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

#4331370
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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML

#4329775
181 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

yesterday I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already looool know her. Not only are we the same age an went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names cuz "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050
129 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was sitting at tha computar whan this raally annoying fly kapt landing on tha kayboard. Aftar a whila, I took tha bottom of a pan an squishd it. Twanty minutas latar I absantmindadly startd chawing at tha bottom of tha pan. FML

#4321339
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On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I borrowd my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticd some curious looking files an I opend them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applid to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay fir my tuition bills. FML

#4317825
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On 08/05/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS OPENING AND SORTING MAIL 4 MAH BOSS AS PART OF MAH JOB. ONE PACKAGE WAS DELIVERD TO THE OFFICE INSTEAD OF HIS HOME BY MISTAKE, SINCE HIS HOUSE IS NEXT DOOR ON THE SAME PROPERTY. I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I HAD OPEND IT. I HAD TO HAND MAH BOSS AN OPEND BOX OF TOYS. KINKY ONES.

#4310988
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On 08/05/2009 at 3:36pm - work - by TMI (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I went with mah fiancé to meet his parents!! He was really sweet the whole way there , and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'!! His parents took one look at me and said , "Are u sure?" I laughed , because I thought they were joking!! They weren't!! FML

#4309429
69 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 2:17pm - love - by kelizabeth (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah 6 ft snake got loose . I found it . It was in mah neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit . FML

#4299524
144 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MAH DAD SENT ME AN E-MAIL WISHING ME A "HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART!" THE MESSAGE WENT ON AN ON ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES AN MISSE ME AN WISHE WE WERE CLOSER, AN CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST I'M GROWING UP. I'M 23 AN MAH BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER. FML

#4203551
100 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I TOLD MY TERAPIST TAT I SUSPECTED MY PARTNER WAS UNFAITFUL, BUT I DON'T TINK E BELIEVED ME . "WAT, DID U FIND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB IN IS WALLET OR SOMETING?" E ASKED . WEN I GOT OME, I LOOKED IN MY PARTNER'S WALLET . I FOUND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB . FML

#4158714
72 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by thesockmancometh (man) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today , my 8 year old little sister said ( f you ) to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me fir a month. Later , my sister came up to me and said ( Gotcha , bitch. ) FML

#4158502
121 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

today my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one!! I was last and I was the smallest!! I was also the only Asian amongst my friends!! They now call me ( the stereotype )!! FML

#4157667
130 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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