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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 37267
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About 184886837272837 : I like brownies and stealing fire extinguishers to play with. I am conservative in some ways (pro gun) and liberal in others (pro legalization, of all drugs, not just marijuana). I get a massive hard on for nice knives. I know how to appreciate a good folding knife and I have a passion for flipping balisongs. You buy me a Benchmade, Spyderco or any knife at all (preferably a Spyderco) and I'll love you forever.
E.D.C. List
-Spyderco Tenacious or Spyderco Manix 2 Lightweight with CPM S110V blade steel.
-Pocket mask and gloves (for CPR)
-Police grade flashlight
-Wallet and phone.
I have some hacking skills. I'll say something that will cause offense. Fuck censorship, speech is free. Fuck intellectual property, information is free. Fuck NDAA and HR347 (ask what those are), people are free. If you like memes then you'll find it cool that I have met the Lazy College Senior in real life! My Bio is getting too long so I have to stop now.

Remember, a knife carried is a life saved.

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On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted "false flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by facepalm (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML


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