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  • Number of visits : 7960
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About 184886837272837 : I like brownies and stealing fire extinguishers to play with. I am conservative in some ways (pro gun) and liberal in others (pro legalization, of all drugs, not just marijuana). I get a massive hard on for nice knives. I know how to appreciate a good folding knife and I have a passion for flipping balisongs. You buy me a Benchmade, Spyderco or any knife at all and I'll love you forever.
E.D.C. List
-Spyderco Tenacious with zip tie mod and paracord snake knot lanyard.
-Pocket mask and gloves (for CPR)
-Police grade flashlight
-Wallet and phone.
I have some hacking skills. I'll say something that will cause offense. Fuck censorship, speech is free. Fuck intellectual property, information is free. Fuck NDAA and HR347 (ask what those are), people are free. If you like memes then you'll find it cool that I have met the Lazy College Senior in real life! My Bio is getting too long so I have to stop now.

Remember, a knife carried is a life saved.

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Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

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On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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On 10/26/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by CUCKOO (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted "false flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by facepalm (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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