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About 1800chicken : Future stylist. Cool ass gymnast with 430 earrings. You'll see my name on clothes soon....that's a promise

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Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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