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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (275869)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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