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Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 1:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML


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On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML


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On 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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