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16274692
  • Town/Country : london, england
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59111) - you deserved it (31008)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

#2966896
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (51676)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

#2935549
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34715) - you deserved it (21092)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70746) - you deserved it (4466)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

#2684779
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47669) - you deserved it (5003)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

#1956453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42070) - you deserved it (7210)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

#1818273
199 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm - intimacy - by insideout (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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