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153rdTrooper
  • Town/Country : A hidden nuclear bunker..., United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 452
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5806) - you deserved it (48170)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML

#6350445 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (1285)

On 11/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Bribri (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961 (402)

I agree, your life sucks (8002) - you deserved it (207649)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

#4433335 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (9850) - you deserved it (32054)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

#3878343 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (42161) - you deserved it (4862)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was in charge of throwing a party for my mom. I told my little brother he was suppose to blow up the balloons which were in my dresser. Apparently, he accidentally found all my condoms, unknowingly, and decorated the house in prophylactics instead of balloons. Happy Birthday, Mom. FML

#3556945 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (36205) - you deserved it (18453)

On 07/07/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Ryan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused caling me Jill & her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (98216) - you deserved it (5700)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463 (803)

I agree, your life sucks (17351) - you deserved it (171842)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

#2405014 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (37026) - you deserved it (8328)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608 (464)

I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (98468)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

#1600117 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (14521) - you deserved it (90381)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (416)

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (92120)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

#859604 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (54967) - you deserved it (134471)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

#613226 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (19020) - you deserved it (59792)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (832)

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (381757)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)