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by mike / 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm / United States / Work
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
by mommydearest / 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Love
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by life_isnt_fair / 03/09/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
by sharni88 / 03/04/2011 at 2:13am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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