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About 13FTW : Hiiii alllll. I'm sure I made some witty ingenious comment that made you want to look at my profile! Or I made some completely ignorant comment that made you want to bitch slap me. Anyyywaaayyyy continue!
I like the number 13 obviously. And hooters. But who doesn't love hooters?
If I've had a bad day, I come on here to get my anger out, sorry if I piss ya off, you were a victim. Shoot, bang.
I'm sarcastic and a smart ass, I apologize in advance if you are offended. It would really displease me if you were offended so please, leave me a well written message on why I should feel bad for your sorry ass.
Everyone else has a list of their favorite FML commenters so I suppose I will too.
There ya go! Das it. Now get the fuck out.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015