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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1127
  • Number of comments : 261
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 13FTW : Hiiii alllll. I'm sure I made some witty ingenious comment that made you want to look at my profile! Or I made some completely ignorant comment that made you want to bitch slap me. Anyyywaaayyyy continue!

I like the number 13 obviously. And hooters. But who doesn't love hooters?

If I've had a bad day, I come on here to get my anger out, sorry if I piss ya off, you were a victim. Shoot, bang.

I'm sarcastic and a smart ass, I apologize in advance if you are offended. It would really displease me if you were offended so please, leave me a well written message on why I should feel bad for your sorry ass.

Everyone else has a list of their favorite FML commenters so I suppose I will too.


There ya go! Das it. Now get the fuck out.

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13FTW's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

by targe / 10/19/2011 at 5:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

by derbyboy / 10/19/2011 at 1:38am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work