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by Branman2480 / 09/19/2011 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Work
by OperaLover / 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML
by **(: / 08/09/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML
by me / 08/07/2011 at 3:22am / United States / Holidays
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
by Cow_girl_cutie / 08/03/2011 at 3:47am / United States (California) / Love
by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
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