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Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (3647)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26730) - you deserved it (3038)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

#17413656
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (11267)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

#17394480
79 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

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56 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 3:47am - love - by Cow_girl_cutie - United States (California)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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197 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)



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