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12596
  • Town/Country : Yuba City, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 468
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6810) - you deserved it (25434)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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