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About 123catman : If u want to know what I'm like, u can ask me. I like a very potter musical. If u don't know what that is, YouTube it.

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Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 second off her record swim time . When I asked her how she did it, she replied, ( Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can . ) She's just been taking her time all these yeres . fat FML

#20759731
67 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today mah mom stole the condom out of mah room and gave them to mah little brother cuz I ( won't be needing them anytime soon ). FML

#20759724
55 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML

#20758869
67 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Yesterday, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentiond that I ( still dress lyk a slut. ) FML

#20757992
55 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

yesterdayhile at work, a creepy guy blatantly stard at my chest 4 a good 40 seconds . Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right . FML

#20757330
81 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49am - work - by Neveragain (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world fir you." FML

#20756122
77 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by foreversingle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Justhen her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart looool that my father would be proud of. FML

#20755283
108 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by whipplewhip - United States

TODAY, I OVERHEARD MY DAD TELLING MY MUM THAT THE ONLY WAY I'M EVER GOING TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP IS IF I ( POSE AS A WOMAN AN CON SOME GULLIBLE BASTARD ONLINE. ) HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT. FML

#20754680
101 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by cheerbabeXoXo (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

yesterday a drunk driver drove his car through mah mailbox. He got pissd... startd yelling... and threatend to sue me fir "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If mah front lawn is a road... I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

#20754226
63 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today my boyfriend calld me pretty. Not cuz he actually think I'm pretty but cuz "Hey how else is a guy supposd to get laid?" FML

#20754112
110 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I've come to the conclusion that mah phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed mah PIN code into the microwave . mega FML

#20754108
87 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday mah step mom and her kids moved in. This is mah frst night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

#20753919
73 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 6:01am - kids - by mskawaiibat - United States (California)

Today , It was fiancé's 21st brtday party. It endd wit im too drunk to walk an wailing about ow muc e misses an ex grlfriend of is tat e dumpd 4 years ago. FML

#20753850
100 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 4:02am - love - by bubblegum92 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on mah phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

#20753667
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (8167)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by damniphone - Canada (Alberta)



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