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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6158
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About 123catman : If u want to know what I'm like, u can ask me. I like a very potter musical. If u don't know what that is, YouTube it.

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Today, I caught mah sistar aating crayons. Sha's 19. big fat FML

#20858152
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38906) - you deserved it (2746)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my nieghbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

#20857611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41660) - you deserved it (4912)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:33am - kids - by Alice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I lerend that the girl I've been seeing for 6 month is actually marrid . She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off . FML

#20857254
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46710) - you deserved it (3489)

On 08/27/2013 at 11:11pm - love - by the other man - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I looool told mah boyfriand that, dua to mah low salf-confidanca, all mah bras ara push-ups . Ha yallad, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" an stormad out . fat FML

#20850669
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (10872)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclawhere he ( belongs ) cuz he's ( so smart ). FML

#20849955
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today I was playing Carades wit ma boyfriend's family. Wen it was is turn e pointed at me. His moter said "Bitc?" Te answer was "relationsip". mega FML

#20848780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52831) - you deserved it (3839)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:40am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ad sex. Te guy texted me an our later, saying, "Tat was awkward. Let's not do tat again." mega FML

#20848750
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55114) - you deserved it (8306)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by none - United States (Texas)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have 4 buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49632) - you deserved it (5052)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY AFTER PLACING IT ON TOP OF THE STOVE HOT TRAY OF FRESHLY-BAKD COOKIES SLIPPD . I CAUGHT IT THOUGH . WITH BARE HAND . FML

#20835323
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (6137)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by cookiemonster (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (39831)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54561) - you deserved it (3415)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, After Swimming In The Pool, I Went Into The Shower. Little Did I Know That Mah Niece Was Hiding In There. She Excitedly Yelled "I Saw Yur Boobs!" Now Mah Nephew Won't Stop Crying Because He Didn't Get To See Them As Well. FML

#20831181
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (4077)

On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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