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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 March 1945 (69 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 42
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About 123765 : I'm a person. Are you a person?

Shout out to side walks for keeping me off the streets

You got to be kitten me right meow

If I fall
If I die
Know I lived until the fullest
If I fall
If I die
Know I lived and missed some bullets

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Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML


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