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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 123765 : I'm a person. Are you a person?

Shout out to side walks for keeping me off the streets

You got to be kitten me right meow

I really don't give a f*** about much. But hey who's complaining?

If I fall
If I die
Know I lived until the fullest
If I fall
If I die
Know I lived and missed some bullets

Message me if ya want

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123765's favorite FMLs

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41630) - you deserved it (4239)

On 06/02/2014 at 10:00am - love - by CorCelesti (woman) - United States

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11223) - you deserved it (54878)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11223) - you deserved it (54878)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10434) - you deserved it (30453)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8853) - you deserved it (53975)

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