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Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (183781) - you deserved it (12715)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (50188)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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