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1221jamw
  • Town/Country : Washington DC, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1202
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About 1221jamw : I hear voices

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37385) - you deserved it (15731)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (51198)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

#15632605
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32214) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/04/2011 at 5:29am - love - by terrible person -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

#15632605
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32214) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/04/2011 at 5:29am - love - by terrible person -

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (5403)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (5403)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25793) - you deserved it (4971)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15095) - you deserved it (4787)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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