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11jmaceda
  • Town/Country : america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 784
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 11jmaceda : I love dirtbiking and hunting chillin with friends

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Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14021) - you deserved it (46241)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14461) - you deserved it (45634)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130412) - you deserved it (8968)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45894) - you deserved it (22198)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)



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