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About 10nachoman10 : Sometimes to impress Girls, I use big words, that I don't fully understand, in an effort to sound more photosynthesis.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it blowjob.

Don't you hate it when you're typing something but you're thinking about something else so you subsequently type what you were tits. Biggie Smalls and StarWars mix. Worth a listen.

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Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12489) - you deserved it (76829)

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