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10_4Franky

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7167
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 10_4Franky : I'm a freshman in college, about to be a sophomore in one more semester! Yay! I live in England and travel to Michigan every couple months to visit my very old grandma Martha. She is the sweetest thing.

I love Star Trek and Stargate.

I work at Rasputin grocer. I am a grocery packaging engineer. My daily activities consist of bagging, cleaning, stocking, and various other activities such as price changes, back stock, and collecting carts.

The customer is NEVER right.

"All right! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!"

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10_4Franky's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21870) - you deserved it (3460)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25268) - you deserved it (2952)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18868) - you deserved it (22605)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I spent the first day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML

#14427516
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25279) - you deserved it (3439)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (5735)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14918) - you deserved it (48532)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9568) - you deserved it (36267)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

#14330687
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34551) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

#14296001
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (12195)

On 12/22/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

#14288653
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23867) - you deserved it (6702)

On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9553) - you deserved it (24434)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40230) - you deserved it (9881)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (30454)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

#14162375
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (11966)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)



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