About 10_4Franky : I'm a freshman in college, about to be a sophomore in one more semester! Yay! I live in England and travel to Michigan every couple months to visit my very old grandma Martha. She is the sweetest thing.
I love Star Trek and Stargate.
I work at Rasputin grocer. I am a grocery packaging engineer. My daily activities consist of bagging, cleaning, stocking, and various other activities such as price changes, back stock, and collecting carts.
The customer is NEVER right.
"All right! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!"
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm - love - by straightasaneedle (man) - Germany (Hessen)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by SillySillySilly (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by saddened97 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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