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10_4Franky

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9079
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 10_4Franky : I'm a freshman in college, about to be a sophomore in one more semester! Yay! I live in England and travel to Michigan every couple months to visit my very old grandma Martha. She is the sweetest thing.

I love Star Trek and Stargate.

I work at Rasputin grocer. I am a grocery packaging engineer. My daily activities consist of bagging, cleaning, stocking, and various other activities such as price changes, back stock, and collecting carts.

The customer is NEVER right.

"All right! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!"

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10_4Franky's favorite FMLs

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84299) - you deserved it (20473)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, AFTER MASTURBATING IN THE SHOWER, I HEARD MAH PHONE GO OFF OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM . AFTER MAH MOM SAW ME GET MAH PHONE TO CHECK MAH MESSAGES SHE SAID "I THINK YOUR ADDICTED TO THAT", TOHICH I SAID "BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD AND EVERY GUY DOES IT." SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW I TEXT PEOPLE A LOT . FML

#2682803
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12918) - you deserved it (73088)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)

today we got ma broter a pet amster because e as trouble making friends. We tougt a amster would be a good way to teac im about caring fir oters. I walked into te room an te amster was anging from te ceiling. Turns out tere's a reason ma broter doesn't ave friends. FML

#2651635
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70861) - you deserved it (4852)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I had the closing shift at work in a cafe an there was a man an lady left. I made them coffee an started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed mah arm an said 'I think that man is masturbating' an leaves in a hurry. I had to wait 4 him to finish before closing. FML

#2624268
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60052) - you deserved it (3897)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:43am - intimacy - by MBG (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. mega FML

#2454603
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9472) - you deserved it (51989)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by crunkdrunk (woman) - United States (California)

while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he calld to me "I ned some help in here." Worrid I ran to the bathroom an askd himhat was wrong. He needd me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as mah hand was under his butt, he poopd again an laughd. FML

#2421163
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58809) - you deserved it (5772)

On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States

today I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitche in mah head. I texted all mah contact to let them looool know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said ( bitch got what u deserve ) it was from mah cousin. No one else ever texted me back. fat FML

#2248680
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47181) - you deserved it (24075)

On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning mah cat was dead. Having her putted down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in mah kitchen. FML

#2137962
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54481) - you deserved it (3745)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)

I was surprised to leren tat I could carry looool on intelligent conversations about basketball wit my guy friends. Ten I realized it was cuz my boyfriend insists on watcing ESPN wile we ave sex. FML

#2133178
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54970) - you deserved it (7699)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:04am - intimacy - by S (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee . My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar . I said that would be great an she threw one at me, catching me off guard . The Mars bar went straight into mah coffee, spilling it over mah bare legs . I now have a scald mark on mah penis .

#2114829
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47216) - you deserved it (7003)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146293)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45259) - you deserved it (8846)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today..!! I missed flight because I was stopped by airport security!! They found "small..!! suspicious..!! spherical objects" in purse on the X-ray!! After pulling me out of line..!! taking purse aside an carefully opening it with tongs..!! they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack!! FML

#1808488
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49366) - you deserved it (10270)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ya - United States (Pennsylvania)



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