About 10_4Franky : I'm a freshman in college, about to be a sophomore in one more semester! Yay! I live in England and travel to Michigan every couple months to visit my very old grandma Martha. She is the sweetest thing.
I love Star Trek and Stargate.
I work at Rasputin grocer. I am a grocery packaging engineer. My daily activities consist of bagging, cleaning, stocking, and various other activities such as price changes, back stock, and collecting carts.
The customer is NEVER right.
"All right! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!"
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 3:10am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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