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10_4Franky

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9083
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 10_4Franky : I'm a freshman in college, about to be a sophomore in one more semester! Yay! I live in England and travel to Michigan every couple months to visit my very old grandma Martha. She is the sweetest thing.

I love Star Trek and Stargate.

I work at Rasputin grocer. I am a grocery packaging engineer. My daily activities consist of bagging, cleaning, stocking, and various other activities such as price changes, back stock, and collecting carts.

The customer is NEVER right.

"All right! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!"

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Today , I Went Fir A Run. When I Got Home , No One Was There So I Took Off Mah Clothes An Laid On The Cool Wood Floor. I Decided To Call Mah Grlfriend An We Started Talking In Baby Voices. That'shen Mah Mom Walked Into The House Witnessing Everything. FML

#13777099
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (33367)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I movd back in wit my parent in order to elp tem wit te mortgage, so tey don't lose te ouse tat as been in our family for tree generations. I also found out tat I now ave a curfew, an so does my usband an our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (4510)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I went into a aunted ouse!! Around 30 seconds into te adventure , I couldn't stop screaming at te top of ma lungs from all of te scares!! Suddenly , te little grl aead of me , wo was all by erself , turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair , loser." big fat FML

#13678660
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9671) - you deserved it (37290)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today I was laying in bed wit te covers over me wen I got an itc on ma leg. It felt really good to scratc it so I got really into it. At tat very moment ma mom walked in saw me doing a back and fort motion under te covers gave me a look of disgust and walked out. FML

#13673101
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (5274)

On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today..!! while mah boyfriend and I were fighting in the car..!! I pausd to take a bite of mah burrito!! Just at that moment..!! he slammd on the brakes..!! causing me to deepthroat mah burrito!! I threw up all over myself!! He won the argument!! FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (8118)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

#13641509
197 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27599) - you deserved it (6369)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met mah husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55480) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not fir one of mah teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly askd me to connect. There r 5 more months of hockey. real FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24344) - you deserved it (2688)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Today,hile working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile fir the camerahen taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smild in 5 years." big fat FML

#13601804
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24215) - you deserved it (7110)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)

yesterday I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 6 years . Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on . As soon he got it on, he came . I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again . He said, ( No thanks . I'm good . ) FML

#13601704
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36084) - you deserved it (4226)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet an soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

#13558401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (3579)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:22am - animals - by poorhamster - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet an soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

#13558401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (3579)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:22am - animals - by poorhamster - United States (Washington)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (8010)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved



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