About 0utlawed : I love cars, guns, women, blowing shit up, huntin, alcohol, marijuana, tobacco, manual transmissions, BEER!, working out, music,
Sex: Hell yeah, Message me now
Hair: Light brown, long and wavy
Eyes: Light brown
Height: 6'2
Weight: 175
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity: Native American
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Children: Someday
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Education: High school / Some college
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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