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Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16341) - you deserved it (34164)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11198) - you deserved it (35704)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (62481)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (62481)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

#12698820
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33333) - you deserved it (6169)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (11758)

On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

#12616432
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16757) - you deserved it (11954)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33338) - you deserved it (2330)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36844) - you deserved it (4360)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10696) - you deserved it (106729)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

#12088821
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5873) - you deserved it (54791)

On 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm - money - by onedollar (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47875) - you deserved it (3995)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML

#11808834
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32823) - you deserved it (2995)

On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28970) - you deserved it (3513)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42497) - you deserved it (2954)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)



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