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Today, my teacer told us at least 7 different stories about is cat, Jeremy, and ow muc e eats!! And e wonders y we never get anyting done in is class!! FML

#21097211
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35319) - you deserved it (3206)

On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - animals - by alicia75 - United States (Indiana)

today my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me... all cuz he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML

#21080644
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43124) - you deserved it (4704)

On 03/07/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by fuck off, eh! (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot,hen a police officer came up to the vehicle an suspiciously askedhat we were up to . My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car . mega FML

#21067749
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (16519)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pondhila our class was on a fiald trip. Tha taachar startd to pass around an old rara civil war bullat. As tha bullat got to ma, I thraw anothar rock in tha rivar, only to notica a rock in my hand and tha bullat gona. FML

#21062817
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (56677)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, MY WIFE TRID TO REPORT OUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD SALE TO THE BETTER BUSINES BUREAU .

#21057520
82 comments

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On 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm - money - by dumbwifehappylife (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Found Out Thathenever My Ex-wife Is Late Getting The Kids To School, She Tells Them To Tell There Teacher They Were With Me, And Forge My Name On The Sign-in Sheet. Missing Homework? Dad's House. Forgot To Bring Something Important? Ditto. The School Think I'm A Horrible Parent. FML

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

#21026318
89 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49334) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less lyk a dad and more lyk a ( looool best friend ) to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff lyk ( wicked cool ), ( bazinga ), and ( swag ) every chance he gets. fat FML

#21014175
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44684) - you deserved it (4432)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3136)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday... my mum an I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy 4 her... since she always complains about looking masculine. However... I would still like to be called a gentleman... seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, mah boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but mah mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on 4 a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50662) - you deserved it (8400)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

TODAY, WORKING IN A DEPARTMENT STORE, I SPENT AT LEAST 30 MINUTES HELPING A VERBALLY ABUSIVE ELDERLY WOMAN IN AHEELCHAIR FINE AN APPROPRIATE JACKET 4 WINTER. SHE FINALLY ASKED ME TO RETRIEVE ONE SHE WANTED IN HER SIZE. WHEN I RETURNED SHE WAS IN DEEP SLEEP, SNORING AND ALL. FML

#20963001
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35026) - you deserved it (2672)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:51am - work - by Not impressed. - Canada (Ontario)



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