About 0Perfume0 : Uhm hi! :)
I'm sorta new here >:3
anyway lemme introduce myself :D
First of all I love : Final Fantasy 7, Kingdom Hearts, Boys Before Flowers ( Korean Drama ), Naruto, Deathnote, Twilight, Avatar:LAB, And I Frighin LOVE The Penguins of Madagascar!
I adore Reno from Final fantasy, Axel from Kingdom.H, and King Julien from Penguins of Madagascar. :)
I'm a Muslim from Palestine :) I live in the alligator state, Louisiana, RAWR!!
I plan on growing up to be an anime artist, because I love the anime style, and I like to draw.
I wanna marry a Japanese man, move to South Korea, or Tokyo and own a cat.
I also wanna visit Amsterdam!!!
I LOOOVE the Dutch pasteries!
I wanna visit Anne Frank's House there too. Anne was a Jew who died in the concentration camp :( I cried when I read her story
I feel so sorry for her
I like Jews, but the ones who kill Muslims, I Hate them with a Passion.
I love Japan and South Korea.
Currently I'm taking Japanese lessons :D hehe!
I LOVE CHEESECAKE.....
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 6:05am - misc - by ohhelllllno (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I face planted with my books flying everywhere. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by scarletdurose88 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jack ass and was saying how people like him give us a bad reputation on the beach. I then see him running to his choking daughter. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by howembarrasing (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by confusedphotographer (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by racoonface - United States
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by hawaiiansokkrboi (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, for my mom's 50th birthday all she wanted was this gold bracelet. It was too much money for me to buy so I bought the same one in silver. Right before I gave it to her, my older sister gave her the gold bracelet which made her cry. When I gave her my present she just said "oh." FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML
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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by hatetheroommate (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my family and I ran into a older man my parents knew. He counitinually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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On 04/16/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by yellow_sunflowers101 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
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On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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