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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 08zw : Seeing all the stories of other people's failures boosts my confidence. I do practice correct grammar.
By the way, that's not me in my picture. That's just how I wish I looked.

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08zw's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41769) - you deserved it (3114)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41565) - you deserved it (5126)

On 07/01/2014 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a customer came into our store and asked if we sold "child sized coffins". This isn't even the weirdest question I've been asked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (3774)

On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53997) - you deserved it (6403)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (2601)

On 04/11/2014 at 12:38pm - misc - by Cuntlette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

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