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TODAY, I WAS GIVEN A WEDGIE BY A COMPLETE STRANGER IN A CROWDED BAR. FAT FML

#20492051
53 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML

#20489402
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59952) - you deserved it (3684)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Taday mah mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoe and water. In a cup. FML

#20487313
117 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 5:28am - health - by I'maboutobarf - Australia

Today, I Was Trying To Sleep Away A Fever,hen My Grandma Woke Me Up !! She Was Sitting Next To Me, Shoving Gummy Beres Into My Mouth Until I Startd Choking !! She Laughd, Ran Away, And Denid Everything !! FML

#20486320
100 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)

Today, My Sister's Boyfriend Called While She Was Out . The Second I Answered He Tried To Have Phone Sex With Me . When I Explained To Him That I Wasn't My Sister And That We Just Sound The Same On The Phone, He Replied, "Don't Care, Let's Keep Going." FML

#20484366
95 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a text looool from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on mah diet. FML

#20480667
116 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, FAALING LONALY AFTAR MAH RACANT BRAAKUP, I PUTTAD ON MAH NICAST CLOTHAS AND WANT OUT CLUBBING WITH A FAW FRIANDS. I BROUGHT A GUY BACK TO MAH PLACA, AND WA GOT INTIMATA. IT WAS GOING WALL, UNTIL HA TOOK OFF MAH PUSH-UP BRA, THAN PANICKAD AND DRUNKANLY ASKAD, "WHARA'D THAY GO?!" FML

#20477055
197 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 yeres old. FML

#20474414
300 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I HELD A DOOR OPEN 4 A SWEET OLD LADY WITH A WALKER. AFTER SHE WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, SHE TURNED AND SAID, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO MY PANTS, SON." FML

#20466086
102 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbd his butt to control his thrust and got a clump of usd toilet paper. FML

#20465889
150 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY , MY MOTHER-IN-LAW GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE FOR MY BIRTHDAY . THIS IS THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW SHE HAS DONE THIS . I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC , AND SHE'S WELL AWARE OF THAT FACT . FML

#20462057
116 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

TODAY... I LAARNAD MA NAIGBOR CAN ACCASS MA WIRALASS PRINTAR FROM IS OUSA AFTAR IT STARTAD PRINTING OFF PICTURAS OF WAT I'M ASSUMING IS IS PANIS. MAGA FML

#20461046
127 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Taday my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walkd into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, coverd in ketchup. She laughedhen I began to scream. FML

#20460540
135 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -



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