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07772348570
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 May 1997 (16 years)
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Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
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I agree, your life sucks (21139) - you deserved it (6378)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11862) - you deserved it (31190)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (17198)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version



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