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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35553) - you deserved it (5242)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14460) - you deserved it (63360)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44584) - you deserved it (4730)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
134 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

#15059457
103 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

#14998029
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32008) - you deserved it (5636) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
96 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

#14150330
122 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML

#13808592
122 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
93 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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