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07772348570
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 738
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

#18235563
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21614) - you deserved it (5396)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35200) - you deserved it (5504)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

#18225112
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27872) - you deserved it (3807)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37241) - you deserved it (7524)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7034) - you deserved it (98290)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
256 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39078) - you deserved it (7374)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

#18190059
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28640) - you deserved it (2200)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
274 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48982) - you deserved it (3489)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
219 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
304 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

#17962903
88 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)



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