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Today mah creepy co-worker walked up and said "You know I was having sex with this grl last night and I almost said yur name." FML

#20570966
76 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Got A Letter From Yale Law School Saying I Got A 4 Year Full Scholarship!! I Called Mah Dad Crying And Read Thehole Thing..!! Even The Bottom,hich Said, "April Fools! Love Mom And Dad." FML

#20570035
134 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML

#20563680
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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I GOT DUMPD DURING SEX. FML

#20563466
156 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)

Today , a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said , ( Oh so u DO know where it is! ) and walked away , roaring with laughter. FML

#20562040
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On 03/27/2013 at 3:29am - work - by apparentlytoougly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out That My Pictura From A Dating Profila Was So "hilarious" That Paopla Hava Baan Posting It On Instagram With Maan Captions. Fat FML

#20557606
107 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)

TODAY, I LOST MY DOG AND SO I PUTTD UP 'LOST' SIGNS. AS I WAS COMING BACK HOME I NOTICD ONE HAD BEEN WRITTEN ON. IT SAID: "FOUND YOUR DOG. KEEPING IT". FML

#20556107
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On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist . I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality . mega FML

#20553373
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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

2day My Prom Dress Finally Arrived!! My Prom Was Yesterday!! FML

#20544424
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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG AT THE PARK, I SPOTTED MY CRUSH AND SAID ( HI! ) BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHERE I WAS GOING, I TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. MY DOG STARTED HUMPING ME. FML

#20544356
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On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

#20544337
165 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, boyfriand, whom I havan't haard from in a whola month, turnad up at door bacausa it was apparantly "staak an blowjob day." FML

#20543142
153 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? ( She's my best friend we do this all the time. ) I have been dating him 4 over a year. FML

#20532334
163 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma boyfriend told me tat e may ave an STD. Wen I askd wo e was wit before me, and were it migt ave come from, e listd off almost every single one of ma friends. FML

#20532270
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On 03/05/2013 at 1:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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