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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 2
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070711's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (2775)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45775) - you deserved it (15395)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:32am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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