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0671241409
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

#17440698
144 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

#15532059
199 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 3:10pm - love - by AFGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
428 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

#14780343
211 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 10:13pm - love - by gotnogame (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

#14705943
62 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 2:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Ulsan-gwangyoksi)

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

#14540407
134 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

#13810188
100 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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113 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

#13616932
58 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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99 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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186 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

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77 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

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212 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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