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02Carter

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About 02Carter : Nothing really important you need to know about me, I just also enjoy viewing FML's.

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Today... I lerened the worst part about bieng dared to shave yur ass hair: Stubble. big fat FML

#21079543
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (15035)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

as usual, I stress ate!! After having mah exams prolongd for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, an then threw them all up!! Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow!! FML

#21048665
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (14270)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML

#21047796
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (6379)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:33am - misc - by tsukinoie - United States

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML

#20884742
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18079) - you deserved it (89224)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

TODAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMINING ME, MAH GYNECOLOGIST SUDDENLY TOOK A SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH AND VOMITED ON THE FLOOR. FML

#20826932
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56666) - you deserved it (15965)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

Today, my usband an I agred tat e would name our first born an I would name our second!! He's dead-set on naming our cild "Raindropp" no matter weter it's a boy or girl!! FML

#19946274
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (6756)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my usband an I agred tat e would name our first born an I would name our second!! He's dead-set on naming our cild "Raindropp" no matter weter it's a boy or girl!! FML

#19946274
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (6756)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44604)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, mah mom confused me with mah dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83393) - you deserved it (6245)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42510) - you deserved it (11989)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729420) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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