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Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49468) - you deserved it (15952)

On 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML


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