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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of comments : 136
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Today I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on mah jeans. Apparently it looked lyk I was doing something else cuz I was called into the principal's office to discushy "certain things" should be done in private. FML

#20139255
51 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, wile in a parmacy, I walked over to te saving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pused te button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone tat te ceiling above im was leaking. FML

#20139053
40 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)

Today... I was woken up by mah husband attempting to breastfed off mah lactating nipples. FML

#20139029
101 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to putted mah clothes back on than he lasted. FML

#20138883
164 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing fir Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

#20138384
133 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, ( When do u circumcise the baby? ) We had a babby girl.

#20138333
101 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a rater small man being arassed by a rater large man, so I tried to elp out and break it up. Te small guy punced me in te face and said, "Mind yur business!" Te large guy lauged and fist-bumped im. FML

#20138280
72 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

2DAY I WOKE UP TO A GIFT FROM MAH BOYFRIEND: A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WITH A POST-IT NOTE THAT SAID , "JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR EASILY REPLACEABLE." I THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEATING HIM ON X-BOX. FML

#20137933
164 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML

#20137235
277 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

#20136682
138 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway !! That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside mah apartment complex 4 two hours, claiming to be mah "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today, my husband an I were told by our elderly nieghbor that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man saidhile patting his wife's arm with a smile, ( Carol usd to make noise like that too, back in the day. )

#20136326
62 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

#20135671
177 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)



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