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007type
  • Town/Country : Pakistan
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 136
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1094729) - you deserved it (108797)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213609) - you deserved it (73279)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25797) - you deserved it (5750)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version



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