Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

007type

Offline (the 09/02/2014 at 4:42am) | Search for a member

007type

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8735
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

007type's page activity

Visits<b>thefmlman2011</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Jazzyw1997</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:30pm<b>fuckercakes</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 8:51pm<b>teentee401</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 11:25am<b>pizza12</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 8:13pm<b>xKrisSmoove</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 2:12pm<b>Rhett_15</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 10:37pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 4:26pm<b>vanessa_tranz</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:47am<b>alexishbu</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 3:23pm<b>redflamer</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 11:20pm<b>gunner_12</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 3:43pm<b>jillyanzen</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 12:32pm<b>valipali</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 11:56am<b>blcusername</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 10:39pm<b>Mikenator23</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 3:01pm<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 2:06pm

007type's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of 007type's badges

007type's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241510) - you deserved it (82252)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (6163)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19336) - you deserved it (12086)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6675) - you deserved it (35090)

On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: