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007type

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007type

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11070
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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007type's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258288) - you deserved it (88107)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32921) - you deserved it (6680)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
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I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (13487)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7470) - you deserved it (38488)

On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version



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