Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

007type

Offline (the 01/24/2016 at 7:51pm) | Search for a member

007type

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11071
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

007type's page activity

Visits<b>Rammer3500</b> - 2 hours ago<b>marud</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:19am<b>failalltheway</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 11:20pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:04am<b>juliaseizure</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 7:14pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 5:04pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:54am<b>mzhaze</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:17pm<b>kittykat_bw13</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 1:53pm<b>Funkshin</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:52pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Viriie</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 8:33pm<b>LieBull2732</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:00am<b>GeorgiaBea</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 10:53pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Umbreon_Princess</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 9:35pm<b>Jarl_the_Elite</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:55pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:00pm

007type's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of 007type's badges

007type's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384431) - you deserved it (44119)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
924 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67550) - you deserved it (671901)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (712168) - you deserved it (477986)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519202) - you deserved it (51208)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (357588) - you deserved it (31600)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78767) - you deserved it (785200)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1240223) - you deserved it (137740)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: