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007type

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9127
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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007type's favorite FMLs

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22813) - you deserved it (7563)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23669) - you deserved it (3239)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22200) - you deserved it (1975)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

#17786592
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (8307)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30392) - you deserved it (12623)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (2248)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35121) - you deserved it (4301)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

#17582783
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (7912)

On 08/26/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36054) - you deserved it (2597)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

#17438082
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (5151)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42771) - you deserved it (4053)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8446) - you deserved it (92488)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

#15222879
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35279) - you deserved it (4163)

On 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by pinchy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35889) - you deserved it (3194)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59383) - you deserved it (6130) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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