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007type's favorite FMLs
by onorexveritas / 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 11:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
by UnknownOperation / 09/04/2012 at 9:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML
by Tyler / 09/03/2012 at 5:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by ugly / 09/03/2012 at 4:17am / United States / Love
by pride? what's that? :( / 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
by what.....? / 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
by bieberyoulittleSHIT / 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (York) / Geek
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2012 at 6:16am / United States / Love
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
by thatgirl17 / 08/31/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
by Mandi / 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Albert / 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, while discussing with my boyfriend Brangelinas break up I said Brad probably cheated again…
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…