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Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
by busted / 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom / Love
by SadDad / 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by pimpdaddyX / 09/22/2012 at 12:22pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Love
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
by Annette / 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by holyshitbatman / 09/22/2012 at 10:06am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML
by ak_6694 / 09/22/2012 at 3:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by IHateMyLife / 09/22/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2012 at 2:24am / United States / Health
by Flighted / 09/22/2012 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML
by Pissed / 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by hopelesscollegestudent / 09/21/2012 at 12:22pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by dateless / 09/21/2012 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous