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Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

#19898795
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9434) - you deserved it (28220)

On 07/06/2012 at 2:52am - misc - by CanadianTwin - Canada (Alberta)



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