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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

#2397
15 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy rush party with my best friend. He did tell me he needed space to think about us this whole weekend. I guess I know what he's been thinking. FML

#2350
12 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by sleepy125 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
28 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

#2316
36 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

#2303
19 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

#2298
35 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:33am - love - by josh - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
21 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
40 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

#2272
34 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46870) - you deserved it (8752)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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