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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
37 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17833) - you deserved it (3218)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
55 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
39 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
22 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

#1634
62 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 4:57pm - love - by indian:( - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

#1552
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19875) - you deserved it (2891)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
22 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495
19 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
26 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24220) - you deserved it (2260)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)



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