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Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
46 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

#2607
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15203) - you deserved it (7928)

On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

#2522
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17552) - you deserved it (3385)

On 01/25/2009 at 11:47am - love - by thesporkhop - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
34 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

#2485
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20347) - you deserved it (1840)

On 01/24/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by ohfantastic - United States (California)

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (3341)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9684) - you deserved it (24858)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

#2426
38 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
32 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

#2397
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6304) - you deserved it (25743)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (1955)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)



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