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Today, I Discovered Boyfriend Of 5 Months Runs A Website Where Men Can Submit Nude Or Semi Nude Pictures Of Their Ex's For Revenge. FML

#2658374
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On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was at an awards dinner!! Ihispered in mah wifes ear that she looked really pretty!! Shehispered in mah ear that I looool should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her!! FML

#2654744
80 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 6:24am - love - by Discostu80 - Australia (Queensland)

I Was On A Double Date At A Restaurant With Two Friends Of Mine An A Guy I Really Liked. Things Started Getting Really Quiet So I Decided To Start Talking To Make Things A Little Bit Less Awkward Even Though I Was Eating. I Ended Up Spitting A Piece Of Chicken Across The Table. FML

#2645641
80 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my best friendhom I have been in love with 4 years , called me , proposed , and confessed his love 4 me . He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it . He called back later , hungover , with no recollection of our conversationhatsoever . FML

#2645317
149 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:14pm - love - by Baby_girl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 3 YERES BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE THE LOVE ADVICE THAT SHE GETS ON HER CELLPHONE EVERY WEEK SAYS THAT I'M CHEATING ON HER. I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER AND I WAS PLANNING TO PROPOSE NEXT WEEK. FML

#2630668
467 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me an he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset cuz no one did. FML

#2595343
174 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 10:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yastarday I was raading through a local wadding mag's advica paga. A mothar-in-law to ba was writing about how to handla wanting har son to braak off his looool angagamant. I thought, ( Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I lika mothar-in-law to ba. ) And than I saw har nama. FML

#2593216
144 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I volunteered for a scool play . During reeresal , I was playing te part of an average ousewife . Te teacer asked for a volunteer to be ma usband . Tirty seconds go by an no one raises tere and . Te teacer ended up playing te part because no else wanted to . FML

#2589688
101 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 1:33am - love - by xXitslolaXX - United States (California)

I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite an that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little grls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding on my bikeen a guy on te street souted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me !! I recently told my boyfriend I loved im, and is response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on te street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't !! FML

#2555277
209 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was on the phone with my best guy friend , who I have loved 4 yeres. I was talking about school an all of a sudden he said "I love you." I flipped out saying "Oh my god , oh my god. I love you , too!" He responded with "what?" He was talking to his mom , who was walking out the door. FML

#2537729
405 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today mah boyfriend an parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, mah boyfriend proposed an the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation an a large scowl, "If u say yes, I'm leaving." FML

my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by ( at least, I think this is how people feelhen they say that. ) FML

#2526710
201 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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