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Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

#55148
50 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#54894
36 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094
53 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

#11922
34 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
87 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32594) - you deserved it (6106)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

#7578
20 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

#6715
20 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:38pm - love - by Sam - United States (New York)

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

#6332
29 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

#6280
74 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

#5939
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30423) - you deserved it (11113)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)



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