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Today, boyfriend an were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime model on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his model an it fell on to the floor. He got angry an kicked me out. Apparently, making his model look good was more important than us making love. FML

#3898181
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On 07/20/2009 at 2:18am - love - by mchhhoi (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I was talking to the grl I've likd fir 2 yeres. We were assignd partners fir a History project so we were going to work on it at mah house. When she askd me fir drections , I told her I livd on Woodcock Road. She yelld slappd me and stormd off. I was serious.

#3894865
138 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was riding in tha car with my boyfriand. Whila ha was driving, I hald out my hand as an offar fir him to hold it. Instaad, ha grabs ma by tha wrist an shova my hand down his pants. Lovaly. FML

#3890479
232 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WENT INTO A RESTAURANT AND SAT AT A BAR NEAR THREE GUYSHO APPEARED TO BE 19 OR 20. THEY DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ME. 15 MINUTES LATER, MAH BURGER ARRIVED. THEY ALL RAN OVER TO ASK ME ABOUT IT. I HAVEN'T BEEN HIT ON IN MONTHS. MY CHEESEBURGER IS MORE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN THAN I AM. FML

#3886225
157 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by Tasty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date with a grl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm ere for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy.

#3877886
201 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I Broke Up With My Boyfriend. As I Left His House An Began To Drive Away I See Him Chasing After My Car Barefoot. I Stop An Roll Down The Window Ready To Listen To The Speech He Has Prepared To Win Me Over With. He Takes A Moment To Catch His Breath An Says "I Want My Cellphone Back". FML

#3874570
109 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 2:45am - love - by DramaQueen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was going to propose to ma girlfriend. On our way to te Space Needle I was pulld over and promptly arrestd. Apparently, I ad recently purcasd a car from a mano ad robbd a jewelery store. Te ring is now evidence. FML

#3860053
102 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by diamondsareforever (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, husband an I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' an went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. big fat FML

#3851520
77 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 4:15am - love - by Phoebe (woman) - Singapore

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend an my ex-boyfriend r rooming together at college!! Visits r going to be extremely awkward!! real FML

#3846556
115 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah boyfriend and I exchangd promise rings . I promisd that I would stay committd to him and that he was the only one fir me . He promisd that he would stop seeing other woman behind mah back . He wasn't kidding . fat FML

#3833567
105 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 3:24pm - love - by Shocked (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that mah wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. real FML

#3830576
335 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I racaivad a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facabook app) from boyfriand of 3 yaars. Along with tha ring cummad a massaga. It raad, "Will you marry ma?" Ha was sarious. big fat FML

#3827229
376 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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