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Today , I flaw 8 hours to visit mah boyfriand. Whan I arrivd at tha arport , and ha startd taking long to show up , I chackd mah amail to saa tha info. I hit tha junk mail by accidant and found his last 10 amails in thara. Ha had brokan up with ma a waak ago. fat FML

#4653267
91 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 11:03am - love - by MariadelMar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing mah things an I wouldn't be ere when he came home. After all mah things were packd, I realizd he drove mah car to the bar. FML

#4651685
84 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, AND FIR QUITE SOME TIME, MY GRLFRIEND HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME EACH NIGHT TO TAKE CARE OF HER CAT. TAKING CARE OF HER CAT IS, IT SEEMS, AN EUPHEMISM FIR HAVING IT OFF WITH HER NIEGHBOR TOM SINCE HER CAT DIED THREE MONTH AGO. FML

#4650437
81 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 5:08am - love - by catguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIAND TOOK MA OUT TO MAAT HIS FRIANDS. IT WAS GOING RAALLY WALL UNTIL I LAFT TO USA THA BATHROOM AND TWO OF THA GRLS WITH US CAMA IN AND STARTAD TALKING ABOUT HOW CRAAPY MATT'S NAW GRLFRIAND IS AND THAT THAY'RA HAPPY HA'S GOING TO DUMP HAR. MY BOYFRIAND IS MATT. FML

#4647409
75 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:55am - love - by fuuuudge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah ex showed up at mah door with chocolates an flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, an yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

#4644175
131 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm - love - by Wowfmylife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to ( In a relationship ) . Naturally, I changed mine too . The next time I logged on, she had commented, ( Really?! Who?! ) She was serious . FML

#4641799
64 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 10:44pm - love - by Lies (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "World Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

#4627317
174 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

Today, mah boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decidd to get to know each other with a game. I askd him what makes him nervous. He said ( talking to really attractive grls. ) I then askd him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

#4627124
141 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre an he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi an coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me fir them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands an left. FML

#4603530
129 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm - love - by ditched (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk an I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passd out she said ( thanks Matt , you're a great boyfriend. ) Matt is her ex. FML

#4600663
81 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 1:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 yeres. I love er looool so muc and I've been treating er extremely well. Before I could pop te question se said in tese exact words: "Babe our relationsip is lyk a drunken nigt. Funile it lasted but its someting I'd rater forget." FML

#4595974
77 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 8:04am - love - by singleandheartbroken (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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